034Motorsport ÜbërFlöw Side Mount Intercooler Pair, 2.7T
034Motorsport is proud to present the ÜbërFlöw Side Mount Intercooler Pair for the B5 Audi S4 and C5 Audi A6/Allroad 2.7T!
At 034Motorsport, we always push ourselves to be the best. We do this not only by taking customer feedback into consideration, but also by taking innovative concepts to their rational extremes. As the old adage goes: "If a little bit of logic makes sense, then a whole lot more logic will only make things better!"
As of late, we've received feedback from customers indicating that they like high flowing intercoolers. Everyone knows that in order to make a lot of horsepower, you need high flowing parts. Obviously, intercoolers are no different. The more your intercooler flows, the more power you'll make, right?
And since flow is the ONLY consideration you need to worry about when it comes to intercoolers, we knew our engineering goal was clear: Make the highest flowing 2.7T intercooler pair ever made, EVER!
With this clear dictate, we began exhausting our engineering and logic resources in prsuit of making the absolutely highest flowing product possible.
034Motorsport engineers used data from our extensive market research to construct design constraints for the soon-to-be-called ÜbërFlöw Side Mount Intercooler Pair:
Must Flow Really Übër Well
Must Retain Factory Intercooler Dimensions
Must Sound Incredibly German
During our extensive product validation and testing, one thing became crystal clear: Traditional intercooler manufacturers were doing it all wrong!
Frankly, we don't know how something so obvious could have slipped past the rest of the industry, but when you have as tight a handle on logic as we do, then you take for granted how easy breaking new ground like this can be.
It was clear that all those pesky tubes and fins inside the intercooler were HURTING flow! We began systematically removing these impediments to flow and started seeing wonderful results.
By the time our engineering was finished, we had the highest flowing 2.7T intercooler pair of all time. But we didn't stop there.
Harnessing the power of AOL, Bing, AskJeeves.com and the greater Interwebz, we stumbled upon proprietary technology implemented by multi-million and multi-billion dollar companies, including Titleist, Callaway, and Nike. This technology was used to lower wind resistance, which could be key to improving airflow in and across intercoolers.
We knew that implement this technology would ensure that our 2.7T intercooler pair offered unmatched flow.
Testing & Evaluation
Preliminary CFD analysis of the ÜbërFlöw Side Mount Intercooler Pair was very promising. By using this proprietary technology inside of the core, flow was drastically improved. However, one of the team members had a brilliant idea... We could use the same technology on the outside of the core, to improve airflow over the core! Better airflow over the core would obviously result in less drag, and make the car even faster.
Ultimately we succeeded in our quest, and frankly, we exceeded it. Behold, the highest flowing 2.7T intercooler pair on the planet that should obviously (logically), make the most power by having the most flow! We couldn't be more proud to bring this revolutionary, bleeding edge, innovative, paradigm shifting, amazeballs, ultra-super-crazy, hella good product to market.
I got a set of these uber flow coolers sent over as a gift from jeremy. I have to say they are not uber at all.... they are mega-smega-uber-duper flow. My rs4 b5 went from 632ps to 632.15ps. I mean thats a serious power gain right there.
Massive thanks to 034 & jeremy for not only hocking me up with the best coolers on earth but for making my life complete. Love you guys!
Review by Black thunder the lady pleaser / (Posted on 6/15/2016)
I'm pretty sure in the bible it states that Jesus himself designed these bad boys for his chariots. And throughout many years the blueprints have been lost. Looks like 034Motorsports has found the prints!
These things are amazing. I mean, these things cool like no other...
Every get slapped in the face by Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat??
Thats whats going into my turbos!!!!!
As an actual mechanical engineer, I was floored when I saw this! They really did make it have MAX FLOW!!! When I looked at that fluid flow simulation model, seeing all that turbulent flow brought blood to my loins! The Reynolds Number that describes that flow Probably is identical to some hot bitch's phone number, area code and all! Awwww yeaaaaa. Do you know what turbulent flows make? Wind power. Wind power in your car. Free, Green energy, so green the government will subsidize your car while you call up that hot bitch to take her out on a date. Aw yeah!
Guarenteed to turn your Audi A4 into and Audi A++.
Was looking forward to installing yet more awesome power inducing mods to my RS6, but unfortunately, it appears that the development costs precluded the manufacture of similar smics for this car. I can only imagine the massive increase in power and torque due to deceased heat soak that these would have brought to the twin turbo BCY motor. Regrettably will have to spend money on the Hella stance fitment described above
Yeah no shit this is BS.... You're retarded if you really thought they were serious..... I'd bet that your one of those kind of people that posts articles from "The Onion" all over facebook and actually believes them.. Satire man.. Satire.
Read the product description and three phony positive reviews. No, I mean really read them. This product appears to be some sort of prank...has to be, right? Unfortunately, however, given the rip off reputation of 034 Motorsports, this is simply another in a long line of over promised, under delivered proprietary BS. At least they could have set the price point at a level that wasn't so damn laughable.
My recommendation is to ignore most of what comes from the "mouth" of the 034 Motorsport ad copy writers. Better yet, get as far away from these wanna be experts as possible.
I cannot possibly emphasize how these IC's have transformed my sled. In conjunction with the recently discontinued Shifter Delete, my S4 has to be the fastest S4 in the western US; or at least the fastest S4 in my mind...