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Introducing the 034Motorsport Beanie! Quality made, embroidered head warming device.
A very versitile hat, other uses include:
- Putting two on your knees as knee pads
- Put on your feet and slide around on hardwood floors
- If you get locked out of your house, put your hand inside it and punch through the glass of your door so you can unlock it
- Stuff inside the front of your pants to take up any extra space inside there
- When planking on top of a concrete filled, steel pilon, slide over the top to pad your chest from chafing
- Tie onto the end of a long wooden stick to carry your lunch like Huck Finn
- Prevent washing your hair for weeks by covering it
- Get tons of hot babes
- Slide over your cat's head and watch them crawl backwards for hours of enjoyment
- Fill with coffee grinds and pour hot water over to brew yourself a cup of coffee
- Use as a hot pad to remove casserole dishes from the oven (note, voids warranty)
- Slide over your air filter to further keep dust out of your intake when racing in the Baja 500
One of the most utilitarian products we've ever offered!
Please Note: Under no circumstances should you pair the 034Motorsport Beanie with unkempt beard and trenchcoat while in public.
One size fits all